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"Become enemies with child"

Apparently we are still on the whole "doling out monetary punishment for our personal morality" stuff (*sigh*).
Be super careful with your thumbnails, guys (regular sight should have caught that one).
Tower defense with dinosaurs, who could want more?!
Sanrio goes dark, like, really dark. 
We wouldn't want a game that promises pooping creatures to then not have the creatures be able to poop. 
Robert wasn't able to reference the correct node, but like, we've all been there, right?! 
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Kojima's wisdom nuggies!

IGN firings amid record profits, make that make sense!
Nintendo Direct Indie!
Neverway is cozy horror? Is that a thing?
How big can big budget games actually become?
Sony is not giving up, they will perfect live service games!
We talk in code as future projects with NDAs are discussed.
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Nah-Nah! Katamari Damacy!

New Katamari Damacy! Now with 100% more Time Travel!Ho-Oh card is sus.Persona 3 remake Switch 2 announcement makes it clear there is no Persona 6.NES era Nintendo really wanted to crush developers.Game of the year opinions are given (Wheatflower Wonderland is the frontrunner).We analyze Red Dead Redemption for absolutely no reason.Bad Idea Panda recorded this podcast from a far-off country (THE MOON!) and it REALLY sounds like it.
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Okay, so, why are credit card companies the keepers of morality?

How long have financial institutions been beacons of light and virtue, how did I miss that?
Ironmouse leads a rebellion.
Gabe Newell is a proponent of AI. Literally no one is shocked. 
Pickachu debuts his second career dropping sick beats. 
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"If buying isn't owning..."

THE ZELDA MOVIE SHOULD BE ANIMATED.
Colleen O'Shaughnessey deserves more money!
Donkey Kong and his ward are rocking Metacritic.
The Titanic escape simulator is ghoulish and disturbing. 
Ubisoft wants you to destroy games?!?!
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Friendslop

Microsoft Game Pass was making it rain!
Robert is suing Steam... he just found out. 
Some gamers are bullies? What a shock. 
Apparently, Hidden Paws is Kusoge.
Peak problem solving!
Steam decks cost how much?!?!
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"I'm not shocked at all it got the axe."

Microsoft could have done the cool thing and disputed all of the layoff rumors, but here we are...
"We will move forward with a deep appreciation and respect for" all the people we just fired. - Microsoft Guy
Robert controversially admits that he does not have his finger on the pulse of the wee bairns.
Charles Entertainment Cheese decides to branch out in a non-branch out kind of way. 
Steam Summer Sale: We have games at all price points (even free) for your shopping pleasure!
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Don't believe everything you hear.

Lies of P developers get the opposite of fired. 
Uematsu said he hates Square Enix or something like that, probably.
"People, Ocarina of Time was only cool because you were 15..."
There is no videogame in existence that would have changed Roger Ebert's mind. 
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Donkey Kong's gonna wreck it!

Pauline is Donkey Kong's new buddy. Why?
Is Robert excited for the Dragon's Lair movie? I bet you can guess.
Robert's arch nemesis says something barely controversial, and you need to know about it. 
Elden Ring is infinitely better than Demon's Souls (email robert@zeboyd.com)
What's next in the exciting and innovative world of gaming consoles?
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Switch 2 load times are making Robert drool!

Switch, Switch and more Switch!
Robert explains the point of the XBOX steam deck.
Persona 4 Remake trailer was not the life-altering experience Robert wanted it to be. 
Asshat MAGA guy (pun intended) apologizes (not) for doing something offensive he completely intended to do. 
The collab everyone wanted: Suikoden +Gacha!
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