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"I'm not shocked at all it got the axe."

Microsoft could have done the cool thing and disputed all of the layoff rumors, but here we are...
"We will move forward with a deep appreciation and respect for" all the people we just fired. - Microsoft Guy
Robert controversially admits that he does not have his finger on the pulse of the wee bairns.
Charles Entertainment Cheese decides to branch out in a non-branch out kind of way. 
Steam Summer Sale: We have games at all price points (even free) for your shopping pleasure!
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Don't believe everything you hear.

Lies of P developers get the opposite of fired. 
Uematsu said he hates Square Enix or something like that, probably.
"People, Ocarina of Time was only cool because you were 15..."
There is no videogame in existence that would have changed Roger Ebert's mind. 
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Donkey Kong's gonna wreck it!

Pauline is Donkey Kong's new buddy. Why?
Is Robert excited for the Dragon's Lair movie? I bet you can guess.
Robert's arch nemesis says something barely controversial, and you need to know about it. 
Elden Ring is infinitely better than Demon's Souls (email robert@zeboyd.com)
What's next in the exciting and innovative world of gaming consoles?
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Switch 2 load times are making Robert drool!

Switch, Switch and more Switch!
Robert explains the point of the XBOX steam deck.
Persona 4 Remake trailer was not the life-altering experience Robert wanted it to be. 
Asshat MAGA guy (pun intended) apologizes (not) for doing something offensive he completely intended to do. 
The collab everyone wanted: Suikoden +Gacha!
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Happy Switch2mas to all who celebrate!

Lots of Switch 2 discussion for people who don't even own one.
Our condolences to those who pre-ordered from Walmart. 
Also, to the stapler people. 
Lumines is better than Tetris! (email: robert@zeboyd.com)
POE now with mercenaries AND pausing!
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Switch 2 in Taiwan on July 10!

Elden Ring spinoff for people with friends! 
Nintendo could have tried harder with the Switch 2 box.
Disgruntled voice actors announce game.
Do you know how much money Black Panther made?
Revenge buying digital copies.
Robert is prescient! Hear his predictions on the ease of getting a Switch 2 and future game releases (his prescience doesn't extend to the now available Switch 2 release date in Taiwan).
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I sure as *hell* can't tell you we learned about *hell* unless I say *hell*, can I?

POE Prime has a new league! It really hasn't been forgotten!
Take Two shows that they are cowards.
Robert's fave games you can finish in a weekend.
The cutest dog in a videogame ever!
Neil Druckman, UGGHH! (we can't seem to go two weeks without this kind of idiocy!)
Embracer nonsense.
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Every great story seems to begin with a Trip Hawkins...

Giant Bomb... again
Super Mario World (not that one)
There's gonna be a movie about the founder of EA that will have a cameo by someone playing John Madden.
The new Dragon Quest is coming, eventually, come on guys, stop asking!
Mrs. Lofgren deserved better than her This Way Madness Lies fate(s).
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AI is making us all dumber.

Will Nintendo sell 15 million Switch 2s? Hear our uninformed opinions!Dumb things said by videogame CEOs!All things GTA 6! Even more uninformed opinions!Disclaimer: we are in no way trying to perpetuate the idea that Nintendo started the pandemic to sell more Animal Crossing.Come play with us!

Doomsday is near; die all, die merrily.

EA and Polygon layoffs (not great news)
Fandom took away all of Giant Bomb's f****s.
The Apple v Epic mess is FINALLY over (until there is an inevitable appeal).
Microsoft's unsurprising price hikes (who will be next?)
We like it when developers play together!
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