Zeboyd

Happy Halloween!
The shire doesn't want or need Sauron's protection.
Python refuses money that will make them hire dumber people. 
Out-of-touch, old, white men definitely have their fingers on the pulse of the youth.
Indieween recap shows that Signalis isn't Robert's cup of tea. 
But you know what is? Look Outside!
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PVZ remake dropped the ball. 
Are remakes ever amazing? (Robert says rarely)
East vs West remakes, is there a quality difference?
Krafton is on team AI! We are not. 
Words like 'premium" and "high end' = crazy expensive for not much higher quality. 
Valve crashing their game's economy = sad players.
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We should have a fake beef with another developer, you know, just for fun. Any suggestions?
The Silent Hill f soundtrack is cursed and they are doing everyone a favor by pulling it. 
Nintendo hacked by lame, ineffectual hackers. They deserve better. 
More hackers tell us that Pokemon will be releasing a new game in the next few years. Not all heroes wear capes. 
Wow, Robert has some strong opinions about Fahrenheit!
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How many times can we say baguette in one episode? Come find out!
Do you love studies and statistics? We got 'em!
Read Jeremy Parish's books instead...
Cutscenes as revenge. 
Can you accidentally leave a placeholder in a game? (no, Robert's answer is a definitive no)
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Today we learn about junk bonds.
Listen to our fav job search horror stories.
This composer needs more Mega Man 2 love. 
Earth Must Die is a Taskmaster who's who. 
Hades II gets Robert's seal of approval. 
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A friend to Zeboyd, Andrew Dice will be missed.
Pokemon can beat Ice
AI in Tomb Raider collection
Remakes and remasters, are they worth it?
Disco Elysium rules, Zero Parades drools
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Tiny babies are the only ones even near the game industry that don't know what an embargo is. 
So much Mario that people don't care about. 
The plot of Kirby Air Riders is so complex that they need an entire Nintendo Direct to explain it.
Robert is apparently not clairvoyant, so sad!
Dragon Quest 7 is the worst Dragon Quest game (send all complaints to Robert@zeboyd.com).
Samus can open a door with Just her MIND!
Editor's note: Robert repeatedly refers to a Ditto as a MIMIC in this episode. Please forgive him. 
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Robert is sure the new Mario game will be announced today. And KH4?
Countries other than Japan and the US make videogames???
There is a saint of videogames, and he seemed like a good guy. 
Can violence in videogames be a release and not an instigator?
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Silksong made us all believe again. 
Will Sansa Stark get to punch a shark too?
Shatterhand trademark registered by Natsume Atari (no relation).
Getting balancing right (Robert is a self-proclaimed expert). 
Permadeath: the good and the bad, and should it be in our games. 
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The never-ending layoffs in the industry start us off.
Then we get into Atari buying stuff to achieve relevancy. 
It turns out that game companies don't like surprise game releases (I'll bet fans do).
Robert gets humbled in one of his favorite games. 
Can I be Michael Meyers in the new Halloween game?
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