Zeboyd

Don't post the interview if you didn't interview anyone!
Star Trek tried to teach us about AI and we didn't listen!
Robert explains the stock market.
Some GTA 6 fans have very tender feelings (and they might need a nap).
Who will be in the Elden Ring movie (that Robert is aggressively not interested in)?
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These people aren't being fired because they're bad, it's because of greed. You see how that's worse, right?!
The Fox McCloud backdoor pilot movie opened. We hear it's good. 
Indio is going subscription based, can't wait to see how that works out for everyone.
The Playstation is price adjusting and it's so not in your favor. 
Look Outside gets even more disturbing, YAY!
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Epic is firing people but it's OK because they are talented.
Nintendo is discounting digital games?
The House of Mouse disses AI.
It costs how much to make a game in America?
Welcome Miners and Crafters to the theme park of your dreams!
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Surprise addition to The Switch 2.
Has it been long enough that the Challenger accident is funny? (nope.)
Double Fine can't do anything even relatively straightforward.
Messy shipping drama for Capcom.
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Nintendo out cozy games Nintendo. 
Just treat voice actors fairly, c'mon guys!
Is the PS6 coming? Ever? (no, the answer is probably no)
Is the Xbox winging its way to the place where consoles are eternally blessed?
Ray tracing makes Robert use his mad voice.
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Games are basically free the more you play them - it's gamer math!Pokémon Pokopia sounds fun, but Robert doesn't share well. That's why we have 3 Switches.John Wick's angel puppy? Parkour but with trains? Blue Prince out on Switch 2? Sounds like a Nintendo Indie Direct!You can tell the game industry is healthy because Highguard cost a gazillion dollars and is already shutting down.Lost & Found Company and Find Matt's Cats are very pretty.Don't sell your game's IP for $100. Don't do it. Just don't.Come play with us!

Happy Resident Evil Requiem day to all who celebrate!
Eurogamer layoffs
Paramount complained to daddy and now gets to buy Warner Brothers (@!#?@! Warner Brothers).
Generative AI is now head of XBOX.
When AI has taken all the jobs, how will people get money to buy the AI products?
Ashes of Creation is a complete @!#?@!-show.
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Housemarque is the only remaining PS5 developer that Robert stans.
The Jurassic Park game sounds oddly eclectic.
Robert loves Reanimal (you know, for the most part).
Players are furious (meaning barely inconvenienced), by disintegrating (showing some wear) analog sticks. 
If you use a 3DS, are you really using the analog stick?
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Apparently indie studios don't need staff anymore.
Robert LOVES games sales figures.
Play James Bond before he was cool. 
If you can't get parts, you can't make new consoles. 
When someone shows you who they are, believe them.
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FF VII remake trilogy is playing Switch 2 catch up.
A student falling in a hole and fighting dinosaurs is the game we didn't know we needed.
Robert's workstation gives us clues to his psyche.
Are platformers devoid of stories?
What defines a simulation game? (we are not able to answer this)
We should only remake bad games, like Dragon Quest VII.
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